Not long ago, I saw a TV ad for a European car, and the voiceover began with “The thrill you’ll feel when you sit down behind the wheel…”
No.  I’ve driven one of those cars, and because it sits about 4 inches off the ground, I didn’t feel the “thrill,” I felt like I was getting a colorectal exam at sixty miles an hour.

This ‘telling people what they think or feel’ (or what their reaction should be) is really annoying.  Al Ries and Jack Trout call it “Marketing your aspirations.”

It’s rampant in radio, too.  Just this week, I heard a morning show promo that said “Great stories, and lots of laughs” (or some other bragging drivel).  Not true.  I heard them, and their stories were “pat” and predictable, and the farthest thing from “laughs” I could imagine.  They just recycled stories from the internet, and plugged their Facebook page.

Instead of constantly telling your listeners what you WANT them to think or feel about your show or your station, just promote the Benefits of listening to you.  The best show promo just plays me a clip of the show, then tags it with who you are and when you’re on.

Let the listeners decide for themselves.  Let go of the hype.  No one believes it.

This is a “Next Level” tip.

A lot of what I coach comes from the acting world, not specifically from radio.  Last week’s tip was a thought from Marlon Brando, and then I was reminded of this great piece of advice from an appearance the great Paul Newman made on an episode of “Inside the Actors’ Studio”:

“You can’t have a dramatic pause if you always pause.  You can’t get someone’s attention by being loud if you’re always loud.”

When you “stretch” yourself and get different “reads” you start pre-selecting in real time.  You have CHOICES, and avoid just “doing what you always do.”

Remember: Consistency is great, but Predictability is death.

Widely considered to be the best actor ever, Marlon Brando once said a key was “Never let them catch you acting.”

There are a ton of air talents who obviously haven’t ever considered this.

Never let ’em catch you “listening to your voice” as you speak.
Never let ’em catch you TRYING to be funny.
Never let ’em catch you feigning an emotion.
Never let ’em catch the mood you were in when you were arguing with your partner a few minutes ago off-mic.
Never let ’em catch you sounding insincere when you’re talking about something serious.

Great actors make the roles they play look effortless, the same way that Michael Jordan made it look like he could jump up and just STAY up until he felt like coming down.  You never see all the insanely hard work it took to make it seem that way.

We already have the phrase “Be like Mike.”  I’d think “Be like Brando” too.

If you truly want to be a great air talent, be a Roomba.  (Yes, the little robot vacuum cleaner.)  Always be looking for “dust” – things you can do better, in radio terms.  Be honest about your work.  Listen to yourself like it’s someone else.  What would your critique of that person be?

Team shows actually have an advantage, because everyone on the show can be on the lookout.  If you trust each other and set egos aside, you can improve twice as fast!

In well over 20 years of coaching so far, I’ve worked with a lot of incredibly good air talents – some to refresh and regroup so they can STAY great; others to simply help them grow even more.

The flip side of that is working with people in the earliest stages of their careers.  And it seems like the “newbies” all start with the same question, “What’s the secret?”

Here it is: be WORTH listening to.  Whatever your subject matter is, whatever you say has to make some sort of impact.  Not necessarily big, huge, dramatic impact.  Simply being perceived as someone who’s actually talking to me, rather than just “a voice saying words.”

That sounds easy, but it’s a daunting task for a young talent.  It’s not about your voice.  It’s not about being “funny,” per se.  It’s just about being PRESENT, in THIS moment, every time the mic opens.  Every… single… time.

The minute you turn in a half-hearted effort, you deserve to lose listeners.